• “I bought two puppies today. Sober impulse buying of companions who will help me stay home.” Lindsay Lohan goes out shopping to stay at home with the dogs
• “I can’t go more than 72 hours without shopping, but I don’t think I’m excessive.” Hilary Duff 72 hours? Wow. I am impressed. (Was that Sober?)
• “Britney has to concentrate on staying sober, but she can’t do that if she has to worry about going broke “ We all know how that feels ………( too many drunk impulse buys..) • “I gave up a lot of opportunities when I got married. I had a much better quality lifestyle and more money before I married.” Heather Mills explains why she is now Dancing with Stars ( Sober impulse marrying)
• “ We still have a friendship, it’s just the lawyers who are nasty. Not on my side, but on his side. There’s one woman. The lawyer, Fiona Shackleton, wants to drag it out to fill her pockets. She has said some mean things.” Heather Mills is nasty about the nasty lawyers
• “I’m a wannabe lipstick lesbian.” Transvestite comedian Eddie Izzard.
• “ There was no shame, because I kind of knew they were just lonely pissed-up old queens. And 20 quid was a lot of money!” Pete Doherty on selling his skinny self for sex. ( to Eddie Izzard?)
• “I’m not going to be in a purple lycra jumpsuit going, ‘Oh my God, my lipgloss.’” Gym-phobic Sandra Bullock….Eddie izzard probably has it…
• “You look, of course, and I go right to the ass… A 99-year-old woman and I’m going right to the ass. It can’t stop.” Richard Gere needs glasses
• “Buttocks, dear. Male buttocks, I mean. In ( the film) Becoming Jane there’s lots of them. In very tight britches.” Julie Walters please meet Richard Gere
• “I don’t wash that often. I go for a Glasgow shower, which is just a good drenching in deodorant.” Scottish singer Paulo Nutini is more concerned with songs than pongs
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