• ‘I’ve got a spare leg’ – Heather Mills on Dancing with Stars. Hope she wears it (hopping mad)
• "He’s the father of my child, and I’ll always have strong feelings for him." Heather Mills …Strong hateful feelings
• "I don’t follow the media. All I do is, my lawyer calls up and says, ‘This is wrong, should we sue, sue, sue?’ We’ve got six libel cases now. So we sue them, we get a lot of money." Heather Mills talks to the media about not following the media (so hopping mad she is suing).
• “I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun” . Heather Mills….smoking gun?Just shoot her.
• "British boys can be a bit wimpy and a bit girly. I don’t want a guy who spends more time on his hair than I do." Kelly Osbourne ( And she is always having a bad hair day).
• "They go on long walks in the country so they can clear their heads, and often Kate has an idea or comes up with a line and they scribble it down." Says a friend of Kate Moss and Pete..(she comes up with a line of….??? to clear their heads of…? )
• “The hopes and dreams of the third in line to the British throne were dashed last month, when Prince Harry was cleared to fight in Iraq. The 22-year-old cornet had been keen to be posted in the region to "smoke some hash with the Arabs and chill out for a while". But Harry received a double blow when he learned not only that he would actually be required to patrol the Iranian border, but that Baghdad’s famous "Green Zone" bore no resemblance whatsoever to Amsterdam’s” The Chaser
• “They shove it in your face when you walk out of the club (for an autograph), then sell it on eBay. So I wrote ‘f**k you, f**k you, f**k you,’ all over mine. Then I spit on them. And they love it!’” Avril Lavigne has a lot of style.
• "It’s a curvation nation, baby … I don’t feel quite so alone anymore." Queen Latifah is not alone in the obesity epidemic.
• "I’d get really, really large breasts, really big knockers, and then I’d wear, like, one of those little triangle bikinis and then go to the beach all the time." Sandra Bullock on her surgery “dreams”. She wants to be Queen?
• "He makes this stuff up. He goes, ‘Paula, I know you want me,’ and I go, ‘Like a cold sore.’” Paula Abdul about Simon Cowell
• "I wasn’t gonna go but I had been leant this beautiful couture Jean Paul Gaultier dress and so I sort of ran from puking in the toilet to the party to pose and then ran back to the toilet." Kerry Washington is not Bulimic: it was food poisoning on Oscar night. …
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