The FiFi Report 159

•"I’m quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on." Heather Mills, on the possibility that her prosthetic leg may come undone during competition on Dancing with the Stars. ( If she get evicted shell get legless)
•"Wow, no cellulite!" The blasé fashion crowd muttering to each other on seeing the naked Fur Protester flashing on the runway at the Valentino show in Paris.
•“I’m so f**king happy that I can wake up and do this every day. I like my music to speak for me. I hate talking about myself. Self-glorification is a big turn-off.” N*E*R*D’s Pharrell Williams loves talking about how he hates talking about himself.
•"It was murder. Jack had to get his monobrow tweezed, Dad wouldn’t wear his shirt and I had an anxiety attack putting my dress on." Kelly Osbourne getting ready for the Oscars (Nothing new for the Osbournes).
•"It’s not true. He’s way too old for me." Calista Flockhart on playing Harrison Ford’s love interest in the next Indiana Jones.
•"Everybody smokes more and says c**t a lot." Anne Hathaway working with an all-British cast in Becoming Jane.
•"The Police getting back together is amazing. But personally I’m more thrilled about Take That." Sting’s wife Trudie Styler.
•"Paris is thick and sometimes looks like a transvestite, even though she’s better looking than me. Also, she’s a socialite and I’m not." Peaches Geldof is very kind about her friend Paris Hilton
•"I don’t have a boyfriend right now. My career comes first and I don’t want any distractions. Work is where I want to focus and I’m not ready for a monogamous relationship." Lindsay Lohan explains why she is sleeping around (thick?)