•"This is the only naked man that will ever be in my bedroom." Melissa Etheridge looking at her Oscar
•"I had my eyes done. Can you tell? I think it’s important to look awake." George Clooney, joking to Julia Roberts about getting plastic surgery, on Oprah’s Oscar special. Asleep or awake … who cares? It’s George
•"People were snoozing across the country… It was boring! I’ve never seen such a pile of rubbish." Elton John wasn’t impressed by the hefty four-hour Oscars broadcast. Needs his eyes done
• "What, next year she is going to get the Nobel Prize? It’s enough. She has had enough attention."Alan Arkin, on Little Miss Sunshine costar Abigail Breslin
•“ It’s past her bedtime" Mother of Abigail Breslin, 10, as she clutched a Curious George doll and rubbing her eyes at the Oscars.
•"The only exercise I take is following the coffins of friends who took exercise." Peter O’Toole on his fitness regime.Past his bedtime too.
•" I like him so much that I never want to meet him." Jim Carrey on The White Stripes star Jack White.
•"I was shocked to hear there was someone out there pretending to be me, this girl doesn’t even look like me – there is only one Naomi and it’s a full-time job, let me tell you." Naomi Campbell works over time
• "The suit is Gucci. It’s made from material." Aaron Eckhart, on his red-carpet outfit ( needs his eyes done too)
•"It was all made for me so I didn’t have to have any underwear… It held me like two angels hands… Helen Mirren on her Christian Lacroix Oscars gown.
•"it’s a very auspicious thing that our embryo is going to be at the Oscars,’ " said Naomi Watts..Eyes wide shut
•"I just looked up at him and I was like, you know, ‘Can I just touch it?’ " Katherine Heigl, on her Grey’s Anatomy costar Patrick Dempsey’s most well-known feature, his hair.
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