The best and imagined Quotes of 2006….
Britney Spears: Sean Preston! Give me back my undies!
K Fed: There is no sex video of Britney and me. I repeat no sex video (Damn..)
Danny Devito: Farewell, mole people! Your king bids you adieu!
Nicole Richie: I didn’t inhale. Really I didn’t. I don’t even know how to swallow
Justin Timberlake: I’m even gayer than Lance.
Stephen Hawking: ap’osifpoijasdfjasdkjfk;oj;alskdfj
Jennifer Garner: I…I’m a man.
Mary Kate Olsen: There were no Olsen “twins.” It was a mirror the whole time……
Jennifer Lopez: Wait, how do you say Scientology in Spanish?
Fergie: Someone, get the bed pan…I can’t hold it in…
Tom Cruise: Katie, put down that gun! (BANG!) Aaaaargggh!!! (gargling noises) P.S. I’m gay.
Lindsy Lohan: Wooo! Hic! I’ve been sober now for 5 minutes! Happy New Year!
* from a selection at doubleviking