The FiFi Report 142

“Julia smelt vaguely of sweat, which I thought was very sexy. There is a male quality to the female superstar. There has to be. If a girl is going to survive in Hollywood she has to become a kind of she-man, a beautiful woman with invisible balls.” Rupert Everett on Julia Roberts.
“Money! Money, mothaf—a!” Juicy Couture when asked what their new perfume Couture smells like. Julia Roberts wears it.
“The difference is, one of us is straight and one is gay. The straight one gets to walk down a red carpet with a beautiful girl and everything works out and the gay one has to back-pedal and do independent movies.” Ruperett Everett blames his bad acting on being gay. And invisible balls.
“My girlfriend peed on it – apparently you’re supposed to pee on it. ” Orlando Bloom, on how Kate Bosworth tried to “help” his injured foot when he accidentally stepped on a sea urchin. No balls.
“I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.” Zach Braff, on reports that he’s a ladies man.
“I stood in front of [the doctor] looked him in the eyes, and I said ‘Is it anorexia?’ And he said ‘It isn’t anorexia,’ Just to give an example of how crazy everything has become, I always know when Nicole is on her way home because she is always followed by a helicopter and seven cars. It’s harassment.” Lionel Ritchie on Nicole Ritchie
“I don’t know much about anorexia, but I know if your legs look like that you’re either anorexic or a giraffe. And last I checked nobody follows around a giraffe in “a helicopter and seven cars.” Unless maybe it knocked over a bank and had a cool nickname like Giraffey McCool” Thesuperficial
“this is my future. To see how someone as caring and good as Tom is – to see how things can just get so twisted and turned around. I mean, where does it come from?” Katie Holmes (Um… because he is Cruizazy?).
“You know what, it was nothing,I’d been shooting my music video for my new song, ‘Nothing in this World.’ Paris Hilton on being arrested. It was nothing. She Man. She just smells of money.