The FiFi Report 042

“Is it wrong to mix a skirt that costs in the five figures…with a top that barely costs in the two figures? Is it a bipolar shopping disorder? Is there a pill to take for the condition? A support group? To quote Diana Ross, ‘I don’t need no cure.’ Isaac Mizrahi in wwd (Bipolar shopping disorder rocks!)
“I’m sure I’ll incorporate a fair amount of sex into whatever I do. But not gratuitous sex- only if it really makes sense” Tom Ford on always making perfect sense (You don’t need no cure)
“Women don’t need to go down on their knees “to get a roof over their head anymore. It’s a completely false sense of power. The girl thinks that she is controlling the situation, but she’s not.” Candace Bushnell ( Doll you made $$ from sexandthecity. They all spent alot of time on their knees)
“The sort of vague calm you get after vomiting”. Ben Affleck describing the feeling he got after hearing about J.Lo’s wedding (no cure)
“His hairy stomach was all over my couch and he has gross back hair and it’s clear that he thinks he’s the bomb” the flatmate of Enza Sambatoro Ben Afflecks new girlfriend ( Gross,Hairy.Bipolar)
“It’s not like I used to get high like… get high, get high, get high, get high. It wasn’t like I got high like that.” - Bobby Brown high with no cure in Popbitch
“It’s not like she’s Keith Richards. We’re not expecting any problems. Some people have had to take it twice.” The Washington Post (in wwd) on their new style editor and the drug test all new hires undergo at the paper.( Bi polar shopping disorder is high high high: requires drugs)
“ The key to a successful marriage is learning to apologise” Madonna on her acting career
“Brit craves more Madonna lip action; the carnal mother/daughter-esque duo will lock ‘em in Madison Square Garden” Gawker on Britney performing with Madonna ( she didn’t)
“It’s pretty bad. It’s just not me. It makes me look like Meryl Streep” Britney Spears on her the new Britney doll ( better than Ben Affleck)
“I’m a virgin. If Britney can say it, I can say it.” Nicole Ritchie ( but Britney looks like Meryl Streep)
“A Donald Rumsfeld scent could be dubbed “Conceal”; Sen. John McCain’s could be called “Decline,” and that President George Bush’s perfume would smell like “crude oil and virgin Alaskan wilderness.” Sigourney Weaver at this week’s FiFi Award ceremonies ( Fragrance awards!) Wwd