The FiFi Report 141

"I don’t go hunting for celebrity babies. I have 116 other things to do, thank you, Billy. You need another job. I mean, you have potential as a human being. This may not be right for you. Seriously, can you focus on other things?" Jeremy Piven, slamming Emmys pre-show host Billy Bush for asking if he has ever seen Jennifer Garner’s daughter or "baby Suri".
"Maddox just had a birthday. Happy birthday, Maddox! Five years old - it’s a big one! You’re going to be a young man, and I send my love out to you. And send my love to…uh…Shakira…and Shahira…" Jon Voigt can’t remember his grand daughter’s name (Angelina’s daughter )…..The hunt for a celebrity baby’s name
‘Is it Shakira or Shahira?’ he asks a reporter confusing the baby with Skakira (The hips Don’t Lie bombshell.)
"Shahara! Shahara!" He yells after the reporter told him it was Zahara. Bless. He still doesn’t get it (Shiloh Nouvel failed to get a mention) .
"Ecch, I’m not that impressed." Karl Lagerfeld on Jessica Simpson ( ecch me neither).
"They don’t have a strong enough image. They still have to make the movie that everybody remembers." Karl on the Olsen twins Mary-Kate and Ashley ( celebrity babies)
"Gone. His music - the look - is over now. There’s nothing to think about it. It is too late." Karl on Pete Doherty. Gone in more ways than one.
,"As was correctly reported earlier this week, my stay at The Meadows had nothing to do with substance abuse or addiction; I am pleased to say I have seven years’ sobriety. But I continue every day to heal and grow as a person." Amber Valletta is in rehab, NOT for substance abuse or rehab? What for? Is she just growing too much? How tall is she?
"It’s been quite grounding, I’m a real person - I have a Hoover,! “ Boy George on his stint cleaning up the streets on New York. MMm He has a hoover but what does he use it for?
"I got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It’s the only show that I really, really watch." K Federline about making his acting debut on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Nuf said.