“ Give Cease a chance” the Daily Show on the war in the Middle East.
“Jennifer Engaged!” US People magazine
"I’m not engaged and I don’t have a ring and I haven’t been proposed to” Jennifer Aniston
"Tabloids are going to lie all the time. You’re prepared for that. But it’s the news. We need to trust what our newscasters are saying when we have this horrific situation that’s actually taking place in the world, I mean, we are getting reported the truth, right?” Jennifer Aniston compares her life to the war.
"I see myself as a mini Mummy, She’s the best advice-giver I could possibly ever wish for. She leads by example, really, and her behavior is one that I would like to follow," Princess Beatrice wants to be just like her mother. Be warned of new toe sucking.
“I look like I should be a crazy drug addict, but, really, all I do is knit, drink tea and hang out with my kitties. I’m like a 97-year-old woman trapped in a 27-year-old’s body." Nicole Ritchie? No, Diva Zapp.
"Suri is a beautiful baby with no deformities that I could see. She has gorgeous dark, curly hair and looks like Tom." A friend of TomKat reports there are no derformites you could actually see.
“Sex and the City changed everything for me, because those girls would just sleep with so many people.” Lindsay Lohan doesn’t realise SATC was not a documentary.
"Like everyone else, I’d heard about his past, but I couldn’t comprehend it, I’ve never done drugs, never been around a prostitute, never known any porn stars. I couldn’t even fathom that lifestyle. I grew up in Illinois, not L.A. “ Denise Richards on Charlie Sheen. This explains why she is now dating the clean living Tommy Lee.
"You’re considered superficial and silly if you are interested in fashion, but I think you can be substantial and still be interested in frivolity." Sofia Coppola loves shopping too
" Britney Spears is reportedly making Kevin Federline get rid of his six pet Australian gray nurse sharks because she thinks they’re risky to have with children in the house. If the kids had a choice they’d probably prefer to be raised by the sharks anyway. At least with the sharks they’re only risk is being eaten. WIth Britney they’ve got to worry about being dropped, tied to the roof of a car, or put in a microwave. And being eaten" thesuperficial.
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