“ Did Keira Knightly just think: "I’m 21. I’m rich and I’m famous. I will wear a dress that makes me look like a small bar-heater with a flaccid windsock hanging on it." SMH on Keira’s anorexic look in her Gucci dress
“ Victoria Beckham carried on her quest to resemble the world’s richest adolescent by sporting a 12-year-old’s pleated miniskirt, a body the size of an ironing board and breasts that rival inflatable jumping castles.” SMH on Posh.
"I wish I could be that size, but I can’t be, I enjoy food too much. In the end, I’m too hedonistic. I enjoy pleasures." Elizabeth Taylor is just one big inflatable jumping castle.
"I’ve already gotten naked and it’s not even nine o’clock — that’s got to be a good night." Pamela Anderson shows off her 2 big inflatable life rafts as she gets naked for Peta in a shop window.
"Men first. Myself. Then other women. ‘Cause you can’t please women. They are horribly critical of each other. And more so if you’re famous” Elizabeth Taylor explains who she dresses for and why she is no small bar heater.
"You’ve beat the best, let’s not forget every urine test," Will Ferrell crooned a parody of the 1970s song "Times of Your Life." to Lance Armstrong at the Espy awards…. after introducing a white-suited astronaut who the comic insisted was Armstrong’s long-lost father, Neil Armstrong. Funny.
“ I’m doing it just because I want to. I feel I’m becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I’m just so romantic, and I’ll put all my energy into the guy, and I don’t really pay attention to myself." Self obsessed Paris Hilton says she is giving up sex for a year. Which is “ like Lindsay Lohan giving up bikinis. Or Britney Spears giving up taping her baby to the trunk of her car’ says thesuperficial
"I might have, or maybe I bought three pairs, it shows how depressing my life is that the hottest rumor about me is that I bought 300 pairs of shoes.” Danielle Steel, in the front-row at Christian Lacroix show in Paris. Sounds good to me.
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