The FiFi Report 132

“Every time I’m in New York I make (gossip column) Page Six. They reported that a “sexy, swishy spy” at a particular gym that I’ve been working out at noticed that I’m always “very naked” around the shower area. Is this news?! They asked me for a comment! I told them that I tried showering fully clothed but that I found it less effective” Will & Grace star Eric McCormack innocently showering naked at a gym
“We don’t have the cleanest floors. She just put him down and changed his diaper and then handed it to a sales clerk saying, ‘Can you throw this away for us?’ We told her that we couldn’t put that in our trash.” Sales assistant reporting that Britney changed her son’s nappy on the floor next to a cash register in a Victoria’s Secret store. Very naked in Victoria’ s secret.
“ I would never ask to change him” Donald Trump on his baby Barron ( but you could get a refund).
“ Oh, I’ve wept, yeah, I’ve definitely wept, with the world – how judgmental they are” Britney on the paparazzi. (So have we Britney, so have we)
“He helps me. He has to. I’m an emotional wreck right now. Not in a bad way – just, you know, I’ll start laughing hysterically, and then I’ll just start crying. It’s my hormones” Britney is an emotional wreck in a good way. (A newly diagnosed condition)
“I always have a boyfriend all the time, so I’ve never really got to know me and, like, have time for myself because I spend all my energy on the boyfriend,” Self centered and self obsessed Paris Hilton talks about her self again.
“ Tell her, if she gets up one more time, she will never be invited to one of my events again.’ Anna Wintour leaned over and whispered to a Vogue staffer at the CFDA awards about Lindsay Lohan who got up to use the bathroom to powder her nose six times in two hours.
“People like to think that just because I’m young and like to enjoy my life, I’m some crazy party girl. I hate the term party girl – I hate it.” Lindsay Lohan to Harper’s Bazaar (she hates a party especially in the bathroom)
“A guy with a great imagination sends me through the rafters, I love it!” Jessica Simpson ( he imagines she has a brain)
“If you ever do that to me, we split the royalties” Editor in chief of US Marie Claire, Joanna Coles, to her brand new assistant, Lizzie Dunlap, after seeing the movie The Devil Wears Prada