“There’s a lack of smell-good in the men’s arena.” P. Diddy( And that’s not the only place).
“Sean Jean won an award, you know what that means, Sean. That means you’re gay. I’ll meet you in the bathroom in about 20 minutes” Isaac Mizrahi at the CFDA (Angels in America?).
“I’m going to miss you, boy. I hope one day I’ll grow up and be just like you.” P. Diddy to Tom Ford.
“Men are still animals and we need to make them happy, I want my man to feel like he is the man” Kate Hudson (Mizrahi feels like a man every night).
“It’s like invasion of the Butt-heads. They all go to D.C. and then another Butt-head, me, comes to try and save the day. And there’s a tender love story somewhere in the midst of that.” Mike Moore on Fahrenheit 9/11.
“Everyone thinks blushing bride Jennifer Lopez is preggers, presumably by another human” Gawker ( invasion of a butt head?)
“I have nothing to say about anything. My life is my life. It’s the only thing I have, it’s the only thing I understand.” No, not butt head Dubya but Marc Antony on J.Lo.( True. nothing to say)
“It’s not whether you win or lose it’s what you wear to the after-party.” P Diddy (nothing?).
“ It was disappointing stuff, old clothes stored in a warehouse and a bunch of moldy old shoes.” NYDN on Katherine Hepburn’s auction (who obviously never made it to after-parties)
“What are your predictions on the next big gossip stories for the rest of 2004? Ronald Reagan’s autopsy reveals he was a woman” Ben Widdicombe digging dirt for The Daily News.( and Maggie Thatcher was a Dyke?)
“In the wildly nostalgic 2003–4 season on the Great White Way, African Americans were represented by a maid, a slave, street urchins, a downtrodden ghetto family, and an ape. You’ve come a long way, baby!” Village voice on the Tony awards.( the great white way)
“I always say how Russell and I are the dumbest people in the company,” Kimora Lee Simmons, wife of mogul Russell Simmons (So dumb to say that)
“So people will like me? It’s dumb, I’m in a world where I get paid for my name and likeness. A million bucks is not a lot of money for name and likeness.” CZJ in W (alot for dumb,not for Like Ness).
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