“For the record, I like my toes just fine. Not as much as my nipples, but they’re still suckworthy.” Teri Hatcher, in her new memoir, Burnt Toast .
“I don’t get actresses who Botox, because how can you act if you’re Botox’d? You have been Botox’d, right?” Oprah to Teri Hatcher on why she can’t act. With or without her Nipples.
“I’m going to try and organize other women in my profession to say no to the duck lips and getting rid of the wrinkles. In Hollywood, everybody is starting to looking alike.” Jane Fonda on why most actresses can’t act. But they have duck worthy lips.”
I wouldn’t feel right wearing clothes that covered my whole body.” “Christina Aguilera is a hero. The real way to empower women isn’t to let them vote or enter the work force, it’s to dress them like blow up sex dolls and parade around their half-naked bodies. And anybody who says otherwise is a Communist.” The superficial
“Hopefully people will know me for my work – not my car accidents.” Lindsay Lohan Your work ? Botox, nose job or eye job?
“ Gay guys are more fun and they dress better and they’re usually hotter. All the hot ones (guys) are gay.” Paris Hilton on all the men with nice suckworthy toes .
“Mission: Impossible III opened today. You know, it’s nice to see Tom Cruise finally getting some publicity.” David Letterman
‘I don’t watch the news anyway. I have it turned off, and I feel so much better for it. That’s why I have that youthful glow about me. I don’t look worried.” Bruce Willis blames the no news on his glow ( admit it it’s Botox Bruce)
“ You know, I’ve experienced many great moments and it’s hard to name the best. I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound perch in my lake.” George Dubya on the high point of his Presidency since taking office in 2001. His brain is botoxed.
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