The FiFi Report 127

“ But no one’s going to be getting into a dress! Neither of us has the body for it, you know.” Tom Cruise ? No George Michael about his wedding to Kenny Gross
“ I can’t wait to get married.” Tom Cruise has the body for it.
“I was able to eat my entire dinner and still fit comfortably in my dress,” Nicole Ritchie? No she has never eaten her entire dinner. Kate Beckinsale.
“Women smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do.” And Tom Cruise loves a dress too.
“I know I’m too thin right now, so I wouldn’t want any young girl looking at me and saying, ‘That’s what I want to look like.” Britney Spears? No. Nicole Ritchie explains why she has been on 30 fashion magazines covers since she lost weight.
“ I was coming out of the shower yesterday morning and I slipped and I have a hairline fracture in my foot. I can’t wear heels though. That’s the bad thing.” Tom Cruise? No Lindsay Lohan can’t wear heels. We won’t see her for a while. A good thing.
“Gawker Stalker totally nailed me. They said I was dressed like Claire Huxtable from ‘The Cosby Show.” Britney Spears? No. Jake Shears from The Scissor Sisters. Bless
“ We went to one dinner back in December, and that was it. No kissing. I read things about how he sent me a teddy bear and chocolates for Valentine’s Day, and I’m in my mailbox going, ‘Did he really?’ Because I didn’t get them.” Tom Cruise about George Clooney? No Teri Hatcher on George Clooney. (As if. George would never send a teddy bear).
“Kiss. Loads of kisses. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Most definitely.” Tom Cruise on what he will do when he sees George Cl…sorry Katie and the baby.
“I’m Catholic. Of course, they’re not going to run pictures of me in church,” Paris Hilton hasn’t been in one “but there’s a reason there aren’t any pictures of Paris Hilton in church. Although it has less to do with the paparazzi and more to do with her being unable to step into one without bursting into flames” The Superficial.