“I came back from being a fashionista and now I’m a literati in this microcosm of a world, and I’m very excited to find my new niche along with being on ‘America’s Next Top Model.’ Just to write, continue to be in fashion, advise girls and boys, straight and gay, on what it’s like to exist in a society where there’s perfection affliction. Perfliction. Another word that I coined and I know you suffer from it. I do. I mean, I am starting to exhale” Janice Dickinson at her book launch of “Everything about me is fake” ( obviously including her brain) but wait there’s more…
“There’s more Botox in my face than in small countries in Micro Indonesia”(why would they small countries have botox?)
“Don’t you feel you have to try it for research purposes? That’s why I have done it.” Linda Wells Allure editor on Botox. NYT.(for science not Vanity.What integrity).
“It is hard to pinpoint exactly when it became safe to be a stupid slut on television “Allesandra Stanley in NYT on “Good Girls Don’t .” a new sitcom entirely centered on the sordid, sad sex lives of two young girls from Minnesota who share an apartment in Los Angeles. The premiere episode is titled, “My Roommate Is a Big, Fat Slut.”NYT ( nuf said).
“Instead of calling it beefcake, I call it hottie biscotti,” Cosmo editor in chief on male centerfolds ( nice with a hot black expresso)
“His chest rug is probably the best special effect in the picture,” Glamour on Orlando Bloom forced to wear a chest wig for his new film, Kingdom of Heaven ( Biscotti Heaven).
“Britney loves making history.She doesn’t know too much about the political situation in China but she knows it would be really neat to perform there” an insider on Britney (don’t worry neither does Dubya).
“Tons of mums come up to me and say thank you for not dressing like Britney Spears,” Avril Lavigne on making history.
“The US market was not something I’ve set out to do”, David Beckham in Vanity Fair (try China Like Britney)
“We’ve got big plans for America, both of us,” Posh Becks on who runs the show
“I never cheated on my wife with a model.” Ethan Hawke (not it was an actress)
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