“My own ‘mission: impossible’ was getting here. That was the mission impossible. Because it kept going back and forth. I wasn’t going to come and then Kate said, ‘Go. Go.’ ” Tom Cruise reveals all on the actual time of conception of baby suri…oh no sorry he’s talking about his trip to Rome for Mission Impossible premiere
“ There were prostitutes, who used to be around the tunnel, who knew me. They’d see me and they’d go, ‘Look, I’ll pick up a john and you jump in’. So I’d ride through the tunnel to New Jersey and then I’d hitchhike home.” Tom Cruise (“Remember when Tom Cruise used to be an actor and not some crazy bastard who ate placenta and hitchhiked with sex workers? Those were simpler times. Better times. The Superficial”)
” It was spiritual, it was powerful, it was indescribable. It’s still something I’m processing and reliving.” Tom Cruise thought the birth of Suri so spiritual he hopped on a plane to Rome
“That’s what I’ve gotten from the pregnancy, Brad said that to me, too. I just get hysterical now. It goes on for hours. … It’s hormonal.” Hormonal? Angelina Jolie is really laughing at all those Tom Cruise quotes
“ The thing with me and Marc … whenever the two of us got in a room together, neither one of us could stop laughing. he’s one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet.” J.LO on her husband marc (is he hormonal or just laughing at Tom?)
“She looked long-faced, long-nosed and almost ordinary. How come? “ New York Post on Julia Roberts on Broadway. Why the long face? She hadn’t heard any Tom Cruise quotes
“ my legs are longer than hers. I got lucky because my chest size isn’t completely massive.” Ashlee Simpson is laughing than she is luckier than Jessica ( the brains size is the same).
“ I don’t know if there were other men. But if she did cheat, it was the result of something bigger” Her boobs? Nick Lachey on Jessica Simpson
“She assaulted me too - and for the same reason as the other girl - over a pair of jeans. She hit me with her hand on the back of the head when I couldn’t find her Stella MCCartney jeans. She was cursing me. She was threatening that she was going to get me arrested and put me in jail ” Jail is a must for anyone who loses your jeans. Not finding anything to wear is no laughing matter.
Naomi Campell has leant alot from those anger management classes.
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