“I’m gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there.” Tom Cruise Promises to Love, Protect, Eat New Baby.
“Yeah, we’re going to do that - a whole family thing. Isn’t that normal and natural? No, we’re not eating it. ” Tom Cruise decides not to eat placenta (too fattening?) I’ll eat my hat if he is kidding.
“Hahahaha haha ha,”"He’s going to- um, hahaha! Hahahaha! Oh, wait. I just need to pull myself together- bwahahahaha hahaha!” Nicole Kidman via phone to satiral site ridiculopathy.com ( hahaha!)
“ Sex is about the connection. Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication. Where it’s just free. And that’s how it should be. It’s spectacular.” Tom cruise ( but what about whne its paid for?)
“And if she’s going to make noise, she’s going to make noise. But why have other people make noise? You know, you want that area very calm and to make it very special.” Tom Cruise on having sex with Katie ? No, ssshhh on giving birth.
“I’m going to, in any case, admit that you have the courage of a madman this is something no journalist has dared say to me face-to-face” Tom Cruise replies to a reporter insisting that experts say that dyslexia cannot be cured by Scientology as Cruise has claimed. Madman
“ The twins will be a joyful addition to our loving home. We are a blessed family, and ask that no gifts be sent.” Melissa Etheridge on her partner having twins ( ‘so boring. She should follow Tom Cruise’s example and threaten to eat Tammy’s insides after she gives birth” The superficial)
“She’s not pregnant. Everybody’s adopting babies now, that’s the new thing. I feel like just having one would be weird. It’s unconventional to have a baby just now, you’ve got to adopt one from Cambodia or something.” Ashton Kutcher on Demi (its nutritious too!)
“I hope both mother and baby are doing well.” Official Nicole Kidman announcement ( what about the father?). hahahaha (indigestion).
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