“I feel there’s a power watching us, seeing what we do and taking care of us. That feeling gives me a strength. The life path of a soccer player is the best and most beautiful thing that could happen to you.” David Beckham has delusions
“Their homework is so hard these days, I sat down with Brooklyn the other day and I was so like, ‘Victoria, maybe you should do the homework tonight.’ Obviously the power fails David Beckham in the brain department.
“It’s totally done different to what I was teached when I was at school” David Beckham. Teached? Power failure.
“Much of it will be inaccurate or simply untrue. I can handle that, it is my own stupid fault, as usual.” George Michael after he was arrested in London. The power was watching over him. Stupid
“I just have my little fashion company. When I’m around these guys, I feel stupid to talk about it.” J.Lo at the Dolce Gabbana show. Stupid only when she is around them.
“ We were all drunk, John Goodman took a picture of George naked with Groucho Marx glasses over his private area and we used to have that on the fridge.” Roseanne Barr on outrageous claims she got so drunk with George Clooney he allowed her to keep a photograph of his genitals. What the?! Groucho Marx?
“I called it The Face. But I knew better than to do it at that stage of my career. I must have told her the story.” George Clooney replies to Roseanne’s story. What the!? (Look into my face..)
“I’ve had about four days in my entire life when I’ve looked at myself and thought: ‘You are so ready to have sex right now, you can just walk into the room and flaunt it. And on those days, I was probably drunk!” Kirstie Alley looked at her face and hic!
“ But even when I was skinny, I thought I was too fat for sex.” Kirstie Alley needs glasses.
“ In every interview I read, somebody was asking her about her weight and, ‘Do you throw up in the bathroom?’ I mean, no one asks teenage boys, ‘Do you have pubic hair yet? What size are your balls?’ Whereas they’ll ask a teenage girl, ‘Are you still a virgin?’ Sideways star Virginia Madsen on Lindsay Lohan (Or do you wear Groucho Marx glasses? ) Yes, but does she throw up?
“Listen to the voice of your heart, not the voice in your head. Whether you turn to the right or to the left, your ears will hear a voice behind you saying, ‘This is the way, walk in it.’” Jessica Simpson hasn’t been listening. ( ‘Well, the voice in my heart says that if Jessica’s brain was a television, the only show on would be Teletubbies’ ..The superficial) stupid.
“I’m just not interested in fame any more. The truth is, I see myself as one of the characters from the series Desperate Housewives - the one who has the most kids. All day with the kids, up and down, trying to cook and clean…trying to cook” Victoria Beckham has the power to pay for cleaners and baby sitters. Not interested in fame? she wants to be a desperate houswife.
“I’m never going to sing again, unless it was a chance to do something with the Spice Girls” … Victoria Beckham …Promise?
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