The FiFi Report 114

“I truly believe that women, when they’re empowered - by their femininity, by their Venus, by their sexuality - that it’s so positive for the earth. It’s positive for the earth because women are the nurturers of the environment, they’re the givers of love, they are the warmth, the protection, the centeredness of the family.” Elle MacPherson makes millions from her lingerie label for the good of mankind (that’s what men would say).
“It’s always the really hot girl that gets killed off. The bigger the breasts, the faster they die.”Casting director Joseph Middleton on the horror film genre. ( so empowered they die).
I don’t want my booty [to show. I can’t wear like a nun outfit, or something like that, but I make sure that they understand that my booty has to be covered. It’s that I feel like my booty should be shown on special occasions, for special people.” Giselle Bunchen gets in touch with her booty but doesn’t want to show her Venus.
“I would never have a boob job. I like being understatedly sexy. It annoys me that I’m seen as this pretty face.” Mischa Barton embrace your inner Venus.
“I pretty much wore it the whole time except for a couple of times in Arizona when we were in the station wagon with no air-conditioning and it was too hot” Felicity Huffman on her prosthetic penis she wore in new movie ‘Transamerica’ - she gave it a name ‘Andy’ - after a costume assistant’s “idiot” ex boyfriend. Idiot! The earth will fight back.
“You will not believe Felicity Huffman. She gives good tranny.” Simon Doonan
“In New York City, everybody goes into therapy. Yeah! Oh my God, yeah! I mean, sure, I had trouble, I was seeing ghosts and stuff, but it’s to do with the New York environment” Clare Danes sees dead people. Not positive for the earth ( well, she is flat chested).
“ I was 11 and 5 feet 2 and about 70 pounds. My parents stepped in and made me eat. That really helped a lot. Now I have amazing boobs. I do, I know it. They’re not too big, not too small. They’re just perfect.” Ashlee Simpson gets empowered and so vain.
“ As one who adores the male species, I feel compassionately towards them. I’ve studied them carefully like a hunter watches its prey. I love all the guys out there.” Uma Thurman will rule the earth! Empowered and positive, nurturing, then hunting the prey…