“She’s a jealous, ugly, anorexic idiot” Paris Hilton was overheard fuming into her mobile phone ( was it about Mary-Kate Olsen or Nicole Richie? Who knows, that describes everyone in Hollywood)
“I was going through that phase everyone goes through. .I lost 20-25 pounds. I was on IV drips. I nearly died.”. Lindsay Lohan going through that phase everyone does: getting an IV drip.
‘I’m always trying to put weight on. I’m an eater - and I love junk food. I’m going to wake up one day and I’ll be triple my size and I’ll say, ‘Ha, the joke’s on me!” Sarah Jessica Parker ( that’s what Lindsay Lohan said too.No Joke).
“It’s a very potent accessory, you can be completely naked — and I know people will think I only talk about nudity — but you can put on a pair of eyeglasses and look like the Fifties, you can look like the Seventies or you can look like the Nineties.” Tom Ford only talks about nudity.
“I said to the doctor, ‘I don’t have any flat shoes! What am I gonna do?’ I was conditioned, I was brainwashed ( on SATC) for seven years that I have to wear heels…” Kirsten David on her ankle injury (just pop on some Tom Ford sunnies and you’ll be fine).
“ Sex really does sell, so I’ll be doing loads of that.” Kelly Osbourne (One problem you actually need to be sexy). Tom talk to Kelly please.
“I’m 38 and I don’t need to get it out any more. My mom told me I’ve got beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile, that’s what a man wants to see.” Pamela Anderson on why she has had so many boob jobs. Tom, talk to Pammy.
“ I’ve been dreaming every night about UFO’s I can’t wait to go to sleep at night because those dreams have been so brilliant. I think they are definitely on their way, seriously Mark my words From now until 2012 - watch out “ Robbie Williams talks to extra-terrestrials. Or was he just dreaming of Tom Cruise?
‘ It’s a dream come true. I feel great, I’ve never been so happy, I’m beaming.” The week just isn’t right without a quote from Tom Kat
“Please don’t use my words out of context.” Oh, we would NEVER do that George Clooney
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