The FiFi Report 107

“These hideous trainers! They’re smelly, horrid. Sorry. I keep going on about these modern shoes because they’re not very pretty but I can’t stand these Jesus sandals, all this kind of rubber. Euw! Rubber makes perspiration and is very unhealthy. I don’t like it. The foot is pushed into this kind of little… ugh. Oooh. No, no!” Manolo Blahnik.
“ I love spontaneity: turning a pair of trousers into a turban, if you can’t think what to wear.” Lou Lou de la Falaise ….(ugh. Oooh. No, no!”)
” If Lourdes leaves dirty clothes on the floor, we take all of her clothes and put them in a bag, and she has to earn all of her clothes back by being tidy. She wears the same outfit every day to school until she learns her lesson.” Madonna (ugh. Oooh. No, no!”)
“(People) are going to go to hell if they don’t turn from Wicked behavior… The material world… the physical world. The world of illusion, that we think is real. We live for it, we’re enslaved by it. It will ultimately be our undoing.” Madonna is going to hell.
“I won’t be happy till I’m as famous as God.” Madonna (enslaved).
‘Well, f***ing hell, you got through your 20s without getting divorced. There are no single mothers running around with your babies and you have no lifetime attachments to people you hate.’” Robbie Williams looks on the bright side of being dysfunctional and wicked.
“I won’t be able to watch another fashion show without being disappointed, He’s a kindred spirit in the fashion world. I could share a closet with him.” Marilyn Manson on John Galliano (all this kind of rubber. Euw! Rubber makes perspiration and is very unhealthy).
“They both look so happy and it’s such a pleasure to see two people that are appropriate witnesses, in my humble opinion, for each other’s lives,” Brittany Murphy on Demi and Ashton. ( I’d you to meet my husband, sorry, partner ,er, sorry, my witness) ….ugh. Oooh. No, no!”
“It happened to my parents. My father was emcee of the Miss Kentucky pageant, and my mom was in it. He asked her on a date and asked her to marry him immediately. They’re still together so I know love at first sight can work.” George Clooney is oooh. yes, yes my witness….