“Interestingly, the ones that get the most attention are the ones where you think, ‘Wait, what did she do?’ Paris and Lindsay are the biggest paparazzi draw but their list of accomplishments is infinitesimally small. My dog is more accomplished.” Simon Doonan on celebs at Fashion Week …(what a bitch).
“I used to think it was so bad, but it’s like, everyone has sex. I’m sure everyone has filmed a tape” Paris Hilton is very accomplished. (Doggy style).
“I don’t even really remember filming it. I was so out of it in that tape,” Paris trying to forget the sex tape won’t make it go away.
“She doesn’t seem to like my snoring, so she boots me out of bed. We’ve got four houses, but in every one of them I end up sleeping in the cleaning cupboard or the corridors ” Guy Ritchie is in the Dog house.
“We kind of just dove into the love scenes and dove out again just as fast as we could” Jake Gyllenhaal on his love scenes with Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain (out of it).
‘I hope it will penetrate prejudices,’ Ang Lee on his gay film Brokeback Mountain (maybe penetrate is not the right word ). .
“The worst part about the fashions shows is people don’t have any manners. It’s push, push, push and no one says, ‘Excuse me.’” Mary J Blige complaining that people at fashion shows don’t behave as they do at rock concerts.
“I read the Kabbalah books and I meditate on them. They are all in Hebrew. I don’t understand everything. But it’s kind of OK that you don’t.” Britney just stick to wearing the orange string bracelet and shut up.
“There was more discussion about Superman’s ‘package’ than anything else on the suit, Was it too big? Was it not big enough? Was it too pointy? Too round?’ A producer on the new Superman movie ( too pointy?) .
“Not big. Ten-year-olds will be seeing this movie.” The final choice on the package…( It’s nice to know that Superman’s schlong will be kid-safe. Had it been deemed “too pointy,” toy safety groups might have required sales-killing warning stickers affixed to a wide variety of merchandise).
“I think I may need a bathroom break?” Dubya needs to ask Condelezza Rice if he can pee during the security council meeting at The UN. (Go! infact keeping going and don’t come back ) see it at http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-1781796,00.html
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