“I think I’m sexual in pictures and the way I dress and my whole image, but at home I’m really not like that. All of my ex-boyfriends—of course, not Paris—would be like, ‘What’s the problem? You’re so not sexual” Paris Hilton in Vanity Fair (got that on tape?).
“Out of everything combined, they’re everything wrong with culture, and everything wrong with art, and what we think of as art and musical culture - in one family!” What better way to kick off New York Fashion Week than a nasty catfight between Jessica and Ashlee Simpson and legendary photographer David LaChapelle?
“They’re nothing. They have nothing. They hold no interest whatsoever for anybody,” he sniffed. “They’re reality-red-carpet, lip-synching television stars. I don’t know what they are beyond that. I don’t think they offer anything” David Lachapelle (no different from any other celebrity)
“ I wanted to give up, but my family kept me going. - about losing a spot on The Mickey Mouse Club to Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera” Jessica Simpson. (Give up).
“I want to be a diva…like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-diet-Coke-around” Jessica it’s time to give up.
What’s wrong?” asked Jamie Lynn to sister Britney Spears.
Wailed Britney, “Everything is wrong! Look at this corn chip Frito… it’s shaped like a TWO-HEADED BABY! This is a sign… an omen!” Jamie Lynn tried to calm her, but Britney was inconsolable until sis snapped,
“You’re creeping me out — and actually, it looks more like a heart than anything else!” Britney flung the chip down, crushed it under her flip-flops. ( It’s a sign alright…)
“My thoughts and prayers go out to everyone in Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida and any other states affected by Hurricane Katrina. All of my family members there are safe.” Britney …..(glad to hear you’re safe).
“This isn’t the real one…I’m getting a newer one that’s even better. It’s totally a real diamond. .I want something that’s not as pokey-outy. The one I’m getting is a little bit flatter and it’s just more of a rare diamond.” Britney gets her priorities straight and goes back to shopping now she’s safe.
“Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this, this is working very well for them,” Mrs. Bush snr to American Public Media’s “Marketplace” program on people made homeless by Katrina in the Houston superdome Arena..( Like mother like son).
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