The FiFi Report 100

“I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for diseases. I only took my present form because Bingodulla, whom all Scientologists worship as the Supreme Thetan, selected me to spread the gospel of Scientology to the glib, uninformed masses” Tom Cruise is cruisazy .
“She was the mistress of Sigmund Freud, you know. Is it any wonder she promotes his discredited theories? She’s so confused” Tom Cruise on Brooke Sheilds. Confused? Not the only one?
“This interview is a total fabrication. Tom did not say those things, it’s a hoax” Tom Cruise rep (Damn, that was funny)
“I’m obsessed with her I just saw an interview with her where she said her favorite word was ‘raw,’ and I was so excited because it’s my favorite word, too.” Lindsay Lohan on Angelina Jolie. so raw , so stupid.
“I think she’s one of those rare people who gives back as much as she does not because of the press or because of any kind of attention she gets, but because it makes her feel better, Lindsay Lohan on Angelina (So admirable: giving back so SHE feels great about herself).
“I worried so much about what I wore tonight, and of course it didn’t matter at all.” Meryl Streep at a function with Angelina Jolie.
‘When you believe in yourself, it is unapologetic. Make it real and live your life out loud. To some, this is unforgivable. If so — I say be unforgivable.’” Diddy on his debut men’s fragrance Unforgivable.(Unforgivable) .
“One of the main reasons I picked it is because I am unapologetic in who I am, what I represent. You can’t forgive someone that’s not apologizing for what they stand for, so it represents strength.” What??! P.Diddy is unforgivable in his English grammar.
“ I haven’t done anything as of yet just for the money.” P. Diddy (except lie)
“ When the John Howard calls the White House the President listens” John Forbes( Dubya Bush is too dumb to actually say anything ).
“I have no opinion, Iraq is a political matter. The work I do at the U.N. is humanitarian. “ Lauren Bush on the Iraq war. So the Bushes see the war in Iraq as a political matter and not a “humanitarian” effort, ….but who’s really paying attention? The more important question is … “How are Maddox and Zahara getting along?” wwd ( unforgiveable).