“ The girls go to bed and I send Jamie out of the room, then call him back in, dressed in nothing but a pair of jingle bells on my boobs, and do a silly dance. t’s the sort of goofy thing I like. I have no complaints from Jamie.” Jools Oliver gives Jamie a merrry Christmas every night.
“It was when I was 25 or 26,I never waxed or really paid attention to that area. It opened the door to a whole new sexual side of me. Getting in touch with your inner sex goddess would begin with the Brazilian wax.” DESPERATE housewife Eva Longoria (all that waxing when you could have just done Jingle Bells?)
“I mean, everyone does it. I don’t know why I’m the one who gets so much attention?” Tara Reid on getting a boob job (Merry Christmas).
“I’m not looking to hook up with someone for a wild time out anymore…. There are nights when I can’t sleep. I go into thinking tonight would be the perfect night to say, ‘Honey, I’m really tired and worried about work. And tell me about your day.’ Do you think someone will read this and try to get in touch with me?” Marc Jacobs ( time for a Brazilian)
“All the women love the ass of the man. If you ask some girl which part they love when they make sex with the man, they say the ass. Eighty per cent. So we work a lot with the trouser to make a beautiful ass for men.” Domenico Dolce (Did you read that marc? start wearing D&G).
“How come nobody ever writes articles about me when I visit museums? I mean I don’t - because I’m not a nerd - Brad Pitt (It’s not just nerds who go museums. That makes you a nerd for not knowing).
“There’s this lovely expression - Dr Theatre, It’s like therapy. It’s great, it’s what I love doing,” Sienna Miller
“I have always loved Shakespeare. That’s the job I want - anything at the Globe.” Jessica Simpson needs therapy.
‘The customer who is really interested in fashion is sophisticated, She will take a Marc Jacobs over a Jessica Simpson every time.” Anna Wintour knows Jessica Simpson should stick to therapy.
“Talk about a knees-up? Have you seen U2 s live show? “It’s boring as hell. It’s like watching CNN ” Brainiac Sharon Osbourne.
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