“I’m not going to name names because that’s not fair, but we all are. I just want to let people know that if you think any of these blonde bombshells aren’t drug addicts, trust me, they are, because I’ve done drugs with them,” Kelly Osbourne on Young Hollywood (but Kelly didn’t your mum tell you: just because everyone does it doesn’t make it right.?).
“ When I’m around people who have bad energy, I usually carry some water and I just kind of, like, put it on myself. It’s not like a holy water, just something to cleanse myself if someone’s really negative. And I carry around crystals too. I feel it’s important to protect yourself.” Kate Hudson likes to protect herself from Kelly Osbourne
“I think I have a disease, actually. I always fire housekeepers. I like everything clean. You can actually eat off the floor of my house, that’s how clean my floors are. “ Giselle Bunchen is addicted to cleaning (A model eats? She stays slim by eating off the floor).
“ When we go my kids always say, ‘Aren’t you hungry, Mommy? And I look at the fries and think it’s just not worth it. “ Cindy Crawford is a mutation of the species.
“I didn’t have a butt double, I promise, that’s my butt. I worked hard for it.” Jessica Simpson does not have a double butt or half a brain
“If you have a woman like that, it makes your job very easy; You have all this blowing up, blah-blah-blah. Then, when you go into the office, oh my God, it’s fantastic. You know what I mean?” Flavio Briatore is addicted to supermodels which makes him want to escape to the office for some peace.
“He has a sensitivity chip that’s missing” Jennifer Aniston does not realize that Brad Pitt thinks with his biggest organ
“ I’m living my youth late so I enjoy the innocence of a great make-out. I’ve had that battered VW van for years. I think it’s sexy and hot to get to grips with a guy in my passion wagon.” Teri Hatcher is addicted to her shaggon wagon (and has a new self-help book, Burnt Toast, offering fans advice and inspiration…)
“ Am I lonely? Yes. Am I upset? Yes. Am I confused? Yes. Do I have my days when I’ve thrown a little pity party for myself? Absolutely..” Jennifer Aniston holds a self-pity party (try reading Burnt Toast instead).
“When you talk about a great actor, you’re not talking about Tom Cruise.” Lauren Bacall knows an Alien when she see one.
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