The FiFi Report 095

“ I hate to say it because she has nothing to say from an intellectual point of view. No contribution to make to the human cause. She is an empty shell, one big void as a person. But as a model she is exciting and interesting.” John Casablancas on model Giselle ( since when did models contribute to the human cause?)
“I was driving through LA and I screamed and slammed on the brakes, I couldn’t believe it It’s very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus. My breasts were huge. My cleavage was just huge”. Scarlett Johanssen on seeing the billboard for The island (Not such an empty shell).
“I love shoes so much I even buy them when they’re not in my size,” Keira Knightley has lots to say from an intellectual point of view.
“I’d even walk across Death Valley in stilettos.” Lisa Marie Presley (she is short after all)
“I never see myself as a beautiful woman and have never traded on that to get ahead in this business.” Jessica Alba who is the invisible woman ( of course!) in the Fantastic Four.
“A lot of girls have eating disorders and I did too. I became obsessed with it,”
Jessica Alba obviously not an empty shell, just an empty stomach and not trading o her skinny looks
I don’t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star,” Jessica Simpson on her Dukes of Hazzard role ( an honest empty shell).
‘Sean Combs formerly known as Puff Daddy, now known as P.Diddy, has decided to change his name again but he’s keeping his latest choice of moniker a secret. Guesses so far include Duff Paddy, P.Lo, Seanie Poo and Poop Doody’.UK Vogue
“They marched me down this long hallway… I’m buck naked. I’m manacled behind my back and my feet are manacled. I do the scene four times and the property guy comes up and says, ‘OK, we got it.’ He says to the actor, who is playing the cop, ‘Gimme the key,’ who says, ‘I don’t have the key.’ There’s no key. They’ve lost the key. I’m buck naked… I said, ‘Oh, that’s really funny, you’ve lost the key.’ The prop guy said, ‘No, it isn’t funny, this is really serious” William H Macey makes a contribution to the human cause ( he makes us laugh)