“Lotsa was by far the richest man in the country. He had everything that money could buy, But there was a teeny, tiny problem. No matter how much money Lotsa de Casha made, he wasn’t happy.” The opening line of Madonna’s latest children’s book.
“ Her favorite designers are Dolce & Gabbana, Miu Miu and Prada. She lives in my closet.” Madonna on her daughter ( Yes money does buy Prada and happiness! )
“Everyone’s so good-looking, I feel … I feel fat, you know?” Adam Brody at the Mr and Mrs Smith premiere
“I bet she’s going to put me in something really frumpy - and with flat shoes.” Posh on being Liz Hurley bridesmaid
“If he wants to see Chicago, I’ve left him two tickets - one adult, one child.” Brooke Shields put down to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
“I want to say something really witty, but I’m so drunk I don’t know what to say! And I’ve got to present an award later in the evening, oh shit! GLAMOUR’s Film Actress of the Year, Sophie Okonedo
“ I’ve never won anything in my 22-year career. Not for TV, not for films and not for modelling,” Elle Macpherson on winning Glamour’s entrepreneur of the year ( too drunk to realize that good actresses are the ones who win awards)
“I can’t afford to have bands who won’t pull the crowds, this is a political event, not a cultural one” Bob Geldorf on the Spice Girls NOT reuniting for Live 8.
“ Do you want me to smile or not, Mr. Dick?” model Iman remembering her first shoot with Richard Avedon at the CFDA awards
“I know you just arrived here from Africa. You can call me Mr. Avedon, Richard or Dick, but never Mr. Dick.” His reply.
“Feel free to call me Mr. Dick anytime,” David Bowie, who took the stage immediately after her
Sra-owski, Swo-ki-skeee,” Combs blunders at 2005 CFDA Fashion Awards trying to say Swarovski ( too much money to know how to read ).
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