The big news is Britney and Kevin’s new reality TV show Chaotic. First up is this great insight from Hollywood repoter.com…
“ Where can I apply to have this hour of my life back? This UPN “show” has pop tart Britney Spears and hubby Kevin Federline turning on a camera, pointing it in a mirror and recording their innermost thoughts. Unfortunately, they have a primetime forum in which to present their featherweight journey into self-indulgence. The Spears-Federline union doesn’t appear in the premiere to be a relationship so much as a two-person kegger that’s destined to wind up in a painful hangover. Spears comes across like a party-hearty college girl with her shaky-cam, finger-up-her-nose, close-up-of-her-pores, leering video snippets.”Chaotic” includes Spears cooing about the lovemaking (”Our sex is so good. … Ecstasy, ecstasy, ecstasy, ecstasy”) and suggesting to her new man, “Let’s just (bleep) all day.” He: “You know I’m down for that idea.” Ah, romance. It ‘s like watching an installment of “Lifestyles of the Rich and Clueless.
“ I think I’ll always have a weight problem. I see my imperfections, I see my flaws, I just don’t care. I walk out of my house in my pyjamas, with no make-up on and I just don’t care because that’s how I feel more comfortable. If you want me to wear a fancy dress to go to Starbucks, then you are completely wrong. After I got married I was one of those people who let themselves go a little bit.” Aint that the truth!
“Love is love”. Kevin ( money is money)
”I don’t believe in marriage”. Kevin: (just a prenup?)
”Let’s just f**k all day”. Britney:
” I think Pink is really cool’ Britney ( nuf said)
“ My mom and I are going to start talking about ideas this week for the baby’s room. I’ve also been thinking of different ideas for the prayer and meditation room” Britney on her renovations ( she nees to meditate and medicate)
“Oops… I did it again”. On nappies given to Britney by Ellen Degeneres
“I’m not Britney Spears,” on her baseball cap
“I’m not Kevin Federline.” On her baseball cap
“I’m not their baby.” for the baby ( oh how true that will be ….)
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