“ He’s got a chip on his shoulder and a block-nosed Moe look. All you have to do is put prosthetic bags under his eyes and give him a wacky haircut.” The Farrelly brothers on why they want Russell Crowe as one of the Three Stooges It’s called Dumb & Dumber& Dumbest. Nuf said.
“I have to tell you her butt is riveting! Seriously, it’s mesmerising, It’s like staring into a fire or watching a bay. It puts you into kind of a semi- hypnotic state. It’s so like something alien-like. It’s so right, and somehow it seems like it was transferred from someone else and put on her, but it works. It’s unreal.” Megan Mullally, on J.Lo. Beam me up scottie? (butt & butter and buttest.)
“Even the camels were staring at her in a certain way. The palm trees too.Dead people would even want to date her – she’s amazingly gorgeous.” Val Kilmer on Angelina Jolie. (Dead people would want to date her and she’d go.)
“Well, I think it would be kinda boring with just my mom and dad. It’d be about mom playing with her dog the whole time.” Jack Osbourne on leaving the show ( sick & sicker & sickest)
“My best friend’s very attractive. I wouldn’t particularly want to rip her clothes off, but you know, I could for fifty pounds,” kate becksinadale sleeping her way to the top ( attractive with an Alien like butt)?
“Jen and myself don’t cage each other with this pressure of happily ever after. We made a pact that we will see where this thing is going. I’m not a big proponent of happiness. I think it’s highly overrated.” Brad Pitt you have it all why be happy? Over rated.Like all that money.
“I want to look like Eric Bana.” Brad Pitt Over rated (Spunky. spunkier spunkiest).
“Apparently the Greeks were naked all the time - eat naked, play naked, they liked to be naked. I just didn’t realize I was the only one doing it in the movie” Brad Pitt. Dumber?
“Men are the new women” US Elle (proof: see Troy and the naked men in skirts)
” It is a human rights issue. Everything is not always about freedom of expression. There are limits.” Naomi Campbell’s lawyer after it was ruled unlawful for a newspaper to have published photographs of the supermodel leaving a Narcotics Anonymous meeting and details of her treatment. Human Rights issues! silly & sillier & silliest!
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