*** The FiFi Report #82 did not go out on Friday due to a big fat glitch! *****
“Nobody likes to hear somebody they feel makes a lot of money, complain. So we don’t, but it is a very strange thing. Nobody writes books about how to deal with that, so I think I’ll do that next.” J.LO planning to write a self-help book for celebrities ( Paris start learning to read).
“ A good friend is someone who is honest… I’ll test them by telling them something and seeing if it will get out. If it gets out, I know that it was them.” Paris Hilton on being so honest she tests her friends.( stop complaining)
“He has told me that it is really a lot, what with a break-up, a wedding and two babies in a year,” Shar Jackson Britney’s new husband’s ex wife. (Can he read? Can he cope?)
“A baby is not a dog. You can’t just put it away.” Shar Jackson on Britney having a baby. (You can if you’re Britney)
“There was an undue amount of focus on our relationship at first but it wasn’t so bad. The explosion was soon over and people are very respectful about it.” Cynthia Nixon doesn’t realize the media thinks her girlfriend is not photogenic.
“I love the fact that when I go off to work he will be waiting at home for me,” Paris Hilton on boyfriend Paris Latsis ( with a video camera?) Paris on Paris.
“My swimsuits are for women with bottoms and tummies,” Liz Hurley thinks some people don’t have them.
“I love it. There’s no size zeroes there” Neve Campbell loves living in London because it full of women with tummies and bottoms and she can look skinny.
“I love my wife. I was brought up to treat women well and with respect, I know that if I didn’t my mum would be the first to tell me off.” David Beckham. Treat them right or your mum will get mad. (How about just treating them right?) Posh is a size zero, has no tummy, no bottom, and where is her new baby?
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