“ He needs someone to be like, ‘Okay, let’s buck you up, let’s give you a moustache, let’s rough you up, let’s go to a bar, let’s get drunk and be a man. Either way, he needs to get in a fight.” Britney Spears advice to Michael Jackson (A moustache? Go on take it like a man Michael! )
“In the future, I will refrain from discussing my private life in interviews. It will be expressed solely through art.” Britney Spears ( art?? What art? )
“ It’s just an opportunity to see celebrities without their clothes.” Teri Hatcher from Desperate Housewives turning down an offer to pose for Playboy (a magazine about celebrities without clothes (Not art )
“Having seen the pictures of my jugs out, I can now say I’m delighted to have had the surgery,” Jade Goody from UK Big Brother announcing a new career as a topless model ( in Playboy?)
“My boyfriend was like, ‘It was the hottest thing ever! Sweet!’ He obviously is not new to my breasts.” Bijou Phillips’ on her exposure at the PlayStation Portable fashion show
“Of course, it was all over in a nano-second - it still is! Why waste time?” Bob Geldof has confessed he lost his virginity to a 36-year-old woman when he was just 13.
“ You’re in less of a hurry. You know a few more tricks,”just the simple fact that at 50 you can still do it. That’s a nice little bonus by itself.” Bruce Willis talk to Bob Geldof please)
“People say I was the love of his life.” Rachel Hunter on Rod Stewart
“ I’ve never been happier or more in love than I am today.” Rod Stewart on getting engaged to Penny Lancaster at the top of the Eiffel Tower with a $30,000 diamond ring
“I left it this long because I wanted to get it right this time,” (Rod you will never get it right)
“I used to think marriage was so beautiful, but right now, it’s just one big ugly contract. It is all about money, what people can get, and it has very little to do with church and vows. That is not me being angry, because I had a great marriage. I respect Rod. I was with him for a long time so I’m not going to be mean about him” (Damn) Rachel Hunter being mean about Rod
“ Yes, it’s true, I have asked her to marry me – and she’s agreed. She assured me she doesn’t trust me an inch – and I’m a bit paranoid and insecure, We haven’t set a date yet, but if things aren’t going well in court we may have to marry before the case ends” Pete Doherty on marrying Kate Moss before he goes to Jail for drugs. (Kate talk to Rachel Hiunter!)
“It was a miserable marriage. I don’t recall having a single conversation in four years of marriage.” Sean Penn on marriage to Madonna ( who talks in a marriage?)
“She’s very happy - she didn’t put much on anyway, to be honest, she only had this little cute bump. She’s losing the weight quickly, which is pleasing for her.” David Beckham on Posh’s post childbirth figure (not so pleasing for the baby) and her third caesarian ( clever girl)
“Enjoy food, but enjoy it in moderations. Have a balanced diet and don’t embark on faddy crash diets. Drink lots of water. Don’t drink excess amounts of alcohol and definitely don’t smoke. Practice yoga or pilates to stay supple and fit. Don’t over cleanse your skin and don’t over moisturise. CINDY CRAWFORD on how to look that good at 40: ( yes Cindy we know that but how do we DO it?)
“I’m the man who brought you the mullet.” Bono at the launch of socially-conscious label, Edun, he has created with his wife Ali and designer Rogan.
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