“ I love to over spend. Then I have to work harder to make more money, It makes me better at my job. Guilty feelings about clothes are totally unnecessary” Karl Lagerfeld agreeing with my philosophy on life.
“ I would rather have cheap food than cheap clothes” Mathilde Agostinelli the Prada Publicist in Paris on how why I am getting so fat.
“I think it was organic. It’s good for the skin,” Anna Wintour, outside Chanel in Paris, when an antifur activist shoved a tofu pie into her face ( how cheap)
“Wear more fur.” Wintour on being asked what actions she would take,
“ Even the doctor today - he was like, ‘Are you anorexic? Are you making yourself throw up? Are drugs involved?’ And I was like, ‘Are you saying this because you’ve read it in magazines? Because I don’t!’ But you know, I’m around girls, even in the movies, that are like, ‘I don’t feel good, I just ate a lot, I’m going to throw up.’” Lindsay Lohan (cheap Tofu anyone?)
“A short stay in a low-security prison could be the new ashram, You’d get a nice break from the rat race - and you’d really be able to relax because it’s probably one of the few places in the world that nobody can reach you,” Lesley Jane Seymour, the self-professed, constantly stressed editor of Marie Claire magazine. Cheap too! (Marie Claire could send their editors for a week, just to test out this hot new trend) .
“My life is about much more than what my cushions are like or what theatre show I should go to. It’s really poncey. I just think that they should leave straight people alone, ” Boy George on TV’s ‘Queer Eye ‘ ( and on spending his life doing much more like doing his makeup and hair)
“ I heard you were gay. Let’s get a room and prove that wrong,” one hapless suitor told Marcia star of Desperate Housewives ( who was forced to release a statement insisting she was straight)
“Sorry. I’d much rather be gay than sleep with you just to prove I wasn’t.” Her reply
“ We hit a little bit of reality, hardcore, after the first three weeks. But we handled it fine, and now things are starting to go really smooth,” Britney on her marriage ( hardcore? I thought that was Paris Hilton?)
“Sometimes I think, ‘Is he really out there, or am I just never going to find him?’ I just have to leave it to God, I really do.” Naomi Campbell ( even supermodels can’t get a date) Not angry just disappointed.
“This nine foot creature walked in and I went and shook her hand, saying, ‘Hello. Eamonn. How are you doing?’ She replied, ‘Iman.’ I said, ‘Hello… Eamonn.’ She screamed, ‘Iman!’ She started hitting me and slapping me, yelling, ‘I’m Iman.’ I said, ‘I know who you are – I’m just trying to tell you, I’m Eamonn!’ She thought I thought I was pronouncing her name wrongly.” EAMONN HOLMES on meeting Iman ( repeat after me: Eamon and Iman Eamon and Iman)
“Roberts Struggling with Large Bust “ headline on Imdb on Julie Roberts
“It boosted my confidence no end. I’ve had a face job and a new nose.” Ozzy Osbourne ( but no Brain job?) Ozzy struggling with brain.
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