“ I’m proud of my girls” Scarlet Johannsen on her breasts ( Jessica Simpson’s father said the same thing)
“There is no point sitting around feeling depressed” Scarlet Johannsen (yes, it is depressing being a young,blond rich movie star with clothes on tap and your ‘girls’ in tow)
“It became obvious to her what was going on. She was pretty upset about it. It’s one thing to have people looking at your sex tapes, but having people reading your personal e-mails is a real invasion of privacy.” A friend of Paris Hilton who had a hacker get into her emails (Videoporn is nothing compared to someone seeing your emails)
“People follow you into the bathroom. They listen to you pee, wait for you to come out of the stall, and then ask to shake your hand or sign the loo roll,” J-Lo ( hope you wash your hands)
“I’m gonna show up, I’m gonna say ‘I do’ and I’m gonna be a very good husband for a change,” Donald Trump on his upcoming wedding
“I like him the way he is,” Fdonald Trump’s fiancée when advised by Tom Ford to persuade Trump to do something about his much mocked sweep-over. ( the way he is: rich )
“Jen and Brad, I wish you both well. And I really hope you have a very good prenuptial agreement.” Donald Trump ( don’t change Donald)
“I think he was sending a message so we know which one is being dumped.” . An insider commenting on Brad Pitt wearing a shirt emblazoned with the word “Trash.” Before he broke up with Jen ( it’s a sign! )
. “I was all ready to sign, then this girl said, ‘Hey, hold on, aren’t you a convicted felon?’ I said, ‘Yes, so what?’ and she told me I’m not eligible to sign official Senate petitions because of my criminal record, which was pretty embarrassing” Winona Ryder (embarrassing)
“God had blessed me by sparing my life”, Star Jones, who replaced Joan Rivers
as Golden Globes red carpet fashion critic,after having honeymooned in Thailand only a month ago
“God didn’t bless 160,000 people. Sparing you was more of an over-sight on his part.” man of the moment, comedian Jon Stewart replies (If it sounds mean, please note: this is a woman who makes Joan Rivers seem a paragon of loveliness. (Gawker)
“The truth is, pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas. It’s like, ‘She’s pretty and thin so she’s got to have problems. She must be anorexic or depressed or bitchy. Mishca Barton ( don’t hate me because I am beautiful )
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen - they are just like panda bears, everyone’s watching them, waiting to see if they’ll survive.” Claire Danes on anorexic and depressed Olsen twins (feed the animals please)
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