The FiFi Report 035

“I’m a bit tired of the Williamsburg electroclash shaggy-haired boy who has done one two many Es,” Groovy Stylist Andrew Richardson who is now fashion director of V man ( oh fashion is so tiring. Have more E’s!)
“But it’s totally karmic when the bag goes well with your outfit,” Actress Marley Shelton (Drugs and fashion are a religion to some)
“We’ve gotten so savvy with stylists that it’s like a kind of warfare of defensive dressing. Everyone had it down to such a perfect tee. You get bored. That’s when you have to say: ‘I will be worst dressed. I’m glad it was me they panned. I think I deserve it, and I can take it. I need a good panning every so often.” Uma Thurman on looking bad on purpose- her excue for the Oscars ( oh fashion: she dressed like she has too many E’s that night )
“A NYU freshman was arrested for selling drugs. What, do NYU’s parents want their kids to trudge the mean streets of Manhattan for their dope? Isn’t it better for everyone involved to have a friendly classmate making deliveries?” Gawker (and they dress better too).
“I need to rub them against my body to feel if they are soft enough. “Angelina Jolie to staff in an LA shop when she went into the fitting room with lots of towels ( eeeek)
“The trouble is the suit is so tight, it takes three people to squeeze Christian into it,” Christian Bale’s Batman suit is too tight (can’t wait to see that movie …Fatman?)
“My doctor told me I have fewer parasites than any patient he’d ever seen,” Billy Bob Thornton on why he has cayenne pepper laced water 3 times a day (Parasites? must be on drugs)
“I’ve got a lot of baggage now. I’m a famous actor. I’ve got two kids, and not that many women are interested, I’m becoming harder to date.” Ethan Hawke (at least you don’t have parasites)
“He’s going to come over tonight and we’re talking about it. We haven’t broken up - yet. I don’t have a problem with her. She’s great. Being seven months pregnant, I can’t afford to be stressed out.” actress Shar Jackson who has a two-year-old daughter and a son on the way with Britney’s new dancer boyfriend Kevin Federline ( don’t stress Doll. Ditch him.)
“Hey, Jude Law, I hear you’re the chair to the dance! Come on and dance,” Hugh Jackman yells from the stage at the Costume Ball not realizing that Law was not there (oops apparently he was in Africa on safari)
“Hip-hop is culture. This is somebody’s life and a way of thinking. Burberry is for everyone. That’s not white culture. There’s no culture attached to a raincoat. There’s culture attached to hip-hop and it runs deeper than just vacationing in St. Bart’s.” Jay Z (on being deeply cultured and wearing Burberry’s raincoat vacationing in St Barts)
“Brass is the new chrome” ceramics designer Jonathon Adler.Youheard it here first!