“They ought to put my figure into the chamber of horrors alongside the mass murderers. I look like Julie Andrews on heroin.” Hugh Grant on his wax figure in Madame Tussauds.
“If I’ve got anything, I’ve got cool hair. But the first day I get there I get the worse perm you’ve ever seen. It looked like Ronald McDonald on crack cocaine” Aspiring model/actor/filmmaker Matthew Gray Gubler on his debut in Wes Anderson’s “The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou.”
“They want to make me look fatter. They’ll have me in five T-shirts, and I feel like an Oompa Loompa.” Kelly Osbourne on her new TV show.
” At the medical therapy, the woman told me that my uterus was angry and I pissed myself laughing in the chair” Kelly Osbourne on rehab ( like Julie Andrews on heroin).
“People think I’m glamorous because of my lifestyle: Being married to Micheal you see me doing things most 35yr olds don’t, like meeting presidents, the Oscars, the yachts, having dinner with Koffi Annan” Catherine Zeta Jones ( why would people think that’s glamorous?) ( angry uterus)
“It started in the UK and took on a life of its own, I’m still not sure what it means.” Justin Timberlakeon being called Trousersnake ( a life of its own) what could that mean?
“It’s not a celebrity line; it’s a real line.” Kravitz on developing his own line of clothing and home furnishings. Apparently there is a difference.
“Oh my god, I was happy to see not just models and beautiful girls in my clothes, but more normal people, When you see normal people wearing Cavalli, they look different.” Roberto Cavalli See, there is a difference. Oh my god. Normal (just Julie Andrews)
“I’m not one of these people really into the latest fetishes like yoga or the Kabbalah, I can’t imagine anything worse than wearing a trendy red bracelet around my arm and running around saying, ‘I’m at peace with myself.’” Mischa Barton bless you .
“I’m not a really wild person,” Mischa Barton after turning down a glass of champagne. (Her endless frolics at the beach and late-night meals at Taco Bell with boyfriend Brandon Davis, not to mention their berobed appearances on the balcony of the Chateau Marmont, might indicate differently)
“I figured, why have it for one night? Why not go for it and, inhabit the look?” Mario Testino, said he’s definitely having more fun as a blonde, although his IQ has remained the same since he dyed his hair for his 50th birthday.
“I keep reading stories about myself that are totally untrue. I find myself wondering, ‘Do I love my job enough to put up with that?’ And I’m not sure that I do.” Kate Beckinsale on acting (Is that true?)
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