Foxymoron n. “One who is incredibly dumb but incredibly cute, who simultaneously attracts and repels” new word from DailyCandy.
‘We hopped on a plane and took our flight/ I slept really well, all through the night. As we arrive, I turn and look out the door/ People are greeting us right at the shore. A meal, a shower and some ice cream/ Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!” Britney Spears’ poem ( cream and mean rhyme) Foxymoron.
” Why are you famous? You can’t buy brain cells”. The placards by Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment, or Hope for short, who recently protested at a book signing for Paris Hilton’s Confessions of an Heiress.
“I liked me better bigger because now I’m too bony. I’m just portrayed as some bimbo, and never taken seriously.” Anna Nicole Smoth ( I like me better brainier ) Bimbo? No, Foxy!
‘When are you due?’ A hotel valet to Not pregnant Kirstie Alley
‘11 weeks.’ Her reply
“I didn’t know how fat I was. I mean, thanks to the tabloids, I found out how fat I was. I sort of wasn’t paying attention.” Kirstie Alley ….Headline: Star thanks tabloids!
“It was the worst scene I have ever witnessed,” In Iraq? No an onlooker watching the scene in Paris of hundreds of women stampeding into the H&M stores and picking the racks clean within minutes of the Karl Lagerfeld collection (Fashion victims)
“What I designed was fashion for slender and slim people,” Karl Largerfeld on Kirstie Alley not wearing his collection for H&M
“He grabs me and he slams me up against the wall and kisses me. And then I grab him and I slam him up against the wall and I kiss him.” Jake Gyllenhaal on Heath Ledger in Brokeback mountain ( slam dunk)
“There would be a lot of me in Olympias if I had lived during that time, Of course, only then, not today. Today people would just consider me scary if I acted like that.” Angelina Jolie (If? ) scary.
“I like Michael Jackson, I like him a lot. I’m just happy that Michael Jackson has heard of me.” Eminem after dressing up like Jacko in his latest video
“Global terror is everywhere. Global terror is down the street, around the block. Global terror is in California. There’s global terror everywhere “ Madonna helping Dubya perpetuate the myth of terror everywhere and create a climate of fear ) Foxymoron…Not angry, I’m just disapointed.
“It’s the usual stupid shit you get from these people,”. Bob Geldof dismissing misguided criticism that his Live Aid project and charity single “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” ….well don’t they know it’s Christmas???
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