“I want an empire like Oprah’s. I may do it with a little more cleavage, but I plan to get there” model Tyra Banks (Darl have you looked at Oprah? she has 2 cleavages).
“He looks like a high-school kid who has some kind of hideous glandular problem that has promoted advanced aging.” Simon Doonan, on John Kerry’s man cleavage?
My parents were so nutty, I fell into this trap with this nutty guy and then it was all nutty” Drew Barrymore on her marriage to Tom Green (nutty is as nutty does).
“I’m a big believer in karma. When I was about 15, I found my spirituality. I kinda found it on my own, on the floor of a club. But I always felt like there was a god or a goddess or whatever, like a higher power. I’ve always felt I had a guardian angel, so when I was 15 I got a guardian angel tattooed on my back.” Angelina Jolie (she doesn’t need a cleavage.).
“ I reveal more of myself when I’m extremely open emotionally than when I’ve got my shirt off.” Angelina Jolie ( Maybe she does.Nutty.)
“I need clothes not the handkerchiefs they’re selling now.” Mary J bilge on not wanting to show too much cleavage ( nutty)
“What I love about inexpensive clothes is their honesty about their function in my own life” Isaac Mizrahi on designing for Target and honest handkerchiefs.
“If that’s supposed to be fat I want to be fat” on seeing Renee Zewellger.
“”Elves live in harmony with the world and I try to do that ” Orlando bloom (can someone tell him that it was only a movie. Nutty).
“Unfortunately because the media followed the relationship closely, the story didn’t end as happily as it does in the song. The reality wasn’t quite as romantic. But this liaison was, of course, still a first-class inspiration. Yes, it’s a shame, but life doesn’t stop because love has knocked on the door and decided to leave again ” Lenny Kravitz on Nicole and why I think it was a set up (“the reality wasn’t quite as romantic”) mmm I smell a rat.
“It sounds pretty low, I don’t know the facts of course - I wasn’t there. I’m not sure whether she’s trash or tramp. I’d say tramp, though. She can’t get enough.. PR.” Uma Thurman on nutty Rebecca Loos arriving at the Kill Bill 2 premiere. (Low and trashy like your ex husband Uma - a rat)
“I’ve learned not to trust anyone who thinks he has God exclusively on his side. Especially when he’s the president of the United States.” Richard Gere on the biggest nut and rat of them all!
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