“The feminism I endorse no longer sees fashion as the enemy but as a glorious panorama of sex and art” Camille Paglia in US Harpers (obviously just bought her first Manolos).
“I love sluts They’re the nicest people in the world” Manolo Blahnik (after selloing some to Camille).
“Beauty is a powerful thing. It can add enormously to the quality of life.” Tom Ford words engraved on Rodeo Drive (Camille took notes)
“You have a much better life if you wear impressive clothes.” Vivienne Westwood (of sex and art!).
“The best thing about Westwood’s clothes? Breasts and bums.” Sam Taylor Ward has a better life.
“These clothes are strong and extreme. They don’t hide you — they help you.” Vivienne Westwood (not the enemy,just glorious).
“He hasn’t got a clue what culture is and his dress sense is appalling.” Vivienne Westwood on Tony Blair (an enemy of the state).
“I think he should take time to live well and to help other people live well. But I’m the last person who should be giving Tom Ford advice.” Ashton Kutcher on why he should just start reading.
“Not only is he Madrid’s favourite metrosexual, he’s probably Madrid’s only metrosexual”. GQ on David Beckham (doesn’t read. Doesn’t have to)
“When you’re seeking to find yourself you should shut up. Right now I’m seeking to find my next life, and I should shut up…. I think there’s nothing sillier than listening to someone publicly dribble on and discover themselves in front of the world. That sort of thing should be done in private. When you have something to say, say it. Then I’ll talk about it.” Tom Ford (No don’t stop. just keep on talking about nothing.We love it!)
“There have been no high-diva demands, there will be no more absurd requests for white lilies in her rooms, 600-thread-count sheets in her hotel rooms or anything like that. She really is just a normal girl.” J.Lo’s publicist (white lilies and sheets are such ABSURD demands!)
“I always get out of it. The cop always ends up giving me his business card and saying, ‘Let’s go to dinner tonight.’ But I never call them” Paris Hilton on absurd demands like speeding fines.
“I mean, I have to say, there is dirt on the runway,” he mock whispered, as organizers in the audience winced. “It sounds ridiculous, but you would never see dirt on the runway in any other place in the world. When I can see the price tags on the bottom of shoes it’s not good. If I can see it, Anna Wintour can see it. Scrape the damn label off the shoe. ” Stylist Philip Bloch on Toronto fashion week (Absurd demands: Get the dirt off the shoes!)
“Who’s she?” Jewel mouthed to her cowboy boyfriend Ty Murray about Gloria Gaynor (she won’t survive).
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