“Maybe I’ve not got the biggest penis in the world. Maybe if you had the biggest penis in the world, you would sell records. But I don’t. I could actually have the smallest penis in the world out there.” Enrique Inglesias on you guessed it: his penis and why he will never did a nude shoot (good reason).
“It’s the sort of thing I hope one day to show my grandchildren and say: “Look -Grannie’s tits once went north. When I look at it, all I can think is God, what huge feet I have.” Sophie Dahl on her big …feet in the Opium ad and why she went nude.
“I’m a sexaholic. I’m addicted to sex but I’m not a sex freak. I am a man with strong needs. It’s impossible for me to be in a relationship. At least while I’m still young.” R&B singer Usher on why he’ll be doing a nude shoot any day now.
“The G-string is last year’s thing. The thong is gone! The flossing has finished” Kylie Minogue on getting another dentist and no nudity.
“when we were all exposed to JANET’S HOOTERS a million children went blind that fateful night” Gawker on who did.
“I don’t want to look like I did when I was 22.” Julieanne Moore on not wanting plastic surgery and how she must have been very daggy at 22.
“She’s not going to grow up cussing and not knowing linguistics. She knows what a pronoun is. She’s popular. She’s one of the top three riders in LA County – her and Katherine Schwarzenegger.” Courtney Love on not learning her self too good English (the correct linguistics is ’she’ not ‘her’).
“Anytime she wasn’t out shooting her video” for the new single “Everytime,” Spears and Farrell were “up at the Beverly Hills Hotel,” a snitch tells Us Weekly about Britny and Colin (snitchy).
“He knows she’s very young, it’s just a fling. Colin is being careful not to let Britney get too attached to him.”(So kind of him most men would be the opposite).
“I thought I was far too bosomy and would look like I was applying for a part in some sort of porn film” Nigella Lawson on why her husband Charles Saatchi think she is finger licking good!.
“I certainly hoped ‘American Life’ would have been a bigger commercial hit, but there were also a series of circumstances at the time of the album’s release, like the war, that certainly contributed to sales being less than we might have hoped for.” Madonna publicist blames the war for bad singing.
Carson Kressley to Marjorie Gubelmann “are you the heiress to the “Google” fortune?”.
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