The FiFi Report 028

“‘Put me in the hands of a Gorilla” Naomi Watts on being in Peter Jackson’s next movie King Kong (which one did she mean?)
“That’s why the world is so messed up, because God is focusing solely on your career.’ Scarlett Johansson on people thanking God at the Oscars (it’s obviously working)
“Oh my new Vuitton shoes” Paris Hilton screamed falling into the pool at the LOTR pre Oscar party
“God, I didn’t see the pool. Why does he have a pool there?” Paris H(it was the pools fault)
“If you were to think of it in the terms of Freudian psychiatry, you would look at the size and the shape of Paris’ puddle and try and decipher their larger meaning. You would show the puddle to people and ask them to tell you what it means – just like an ink-blot test.” Peter Jackson on a wet Paris (why LOTR won 11 Oscars)
“Chin up, Paris I know how these sex tape scandals can be. I thought yours was cute though! But you should have kept your heels on.” Pamela Anderson to Paris (did someone tape that?).
“This is me, not someone else I’m trying to be. I am different, I am unique, I am lovely, I am me.” J Lo’s poem she wrote for her lingerie ads featuring model Ana Beatriz (unique but not her).
“Wolfgang knew that after dieting like mad to look their best in all their finery, a bit of comfort food would go down well, Loads of guests asked for seconds – Nicole Kidman had two – and at one point we feared we might run out.” An insider on the food at the Vanity Fair party (what! Nicole has, gasp, 2 and they run out? And who is counting potatoes? ).
“It’s very opportunistic. They should be happy with having one career and stick with what they do.” From WWD on actresses greed for dresses at the Oscars.
“Because Charlize’s Gucci dress had a Thirties feel, we didn’t want to go too retro with her face or hair,” Aussie Shane Paish on Charlize’s retro 30’s hair. “He also liberally applied sparkling bronzer everywhere” (no kidding).
“It sounds dumb but it’s very hard to be a celebrity and becoming rich” Tom Ford on why he cried for a year. (Not dumb. Stupid)
Dogville is the thinking persons ‘A simple Life” W on Von Triars’ movie