“The other one’s like The Blair Witch Project,” Rick Soloman on his grainy, green, night-vision clip Paris Hilton sex video compared to the new full-length, in-color version (both scary).
“I have no idea what’s going on in the world. I heard something about a naked Janet Jackson.” Proenza Schouler (War? Famine? No.Boobgate)
“I’m so excited about this. I have the opportunity to bring to the world some of the pieces that I wear in my own private life.” Janet Jackson on her new line of jewelry! (Oh my god!)
“She’s come up with a few possible names for her label. She likes the word ‘exposed’, so she’s working on variations, including ‘decent exposure’ Her marketing dept! (Try overexposed)
“I’ll try and sleep it off. If that doesn’t work then I’ll just stay as I am,” Renee on being fat (Tried it, doesn’t work).
‘I love Pink! I love lesbians! Prince Albert loves lesbians! Prince Albert is a lesbian!’ Pink’s pissed assistant to Prince Albert
“I wasn’t ready for the way P. Diddy loves to have fun. At 2am, I headed to bed. I just couldn’t hang.” Kim Cattrall on being 48
“Kim is a fly woman with amazing talent,” he told Newsweek. “I don’t want to stop seeing her onscreen just because of a number.” P.Diddy on why he dates fly and stick insects models
“Marriages, I can tell you, don’t just suddenly collapse. They’re slowly poisoned,” Jude Law
“I’m not some stupid old man who fell for someone who looks good. That’s rubbish.” Paul McCartney on his wife and stupidly dying his hair.
“I look at those girls and realize all it takes to model clothes is attitude and an IQ to match your waist size.” Joan Rivers on why she is so skinny
“I think sex as a trend is definitely over, but that’s different from a major cultural response,” Ingrid Sischy on why she’s gay and Tom’s leaving Gucci.
“Faghags have become the new fags. It seems that Sex and the City and Queer Eyes’s crusade to make women into gay men and gay men into comic relief has succeeded admirably” Gawker
“I just stood there and started to cry, But nobody came to help me.” Suzy Menkes uber fashion journo who was punched in the ribs at a fashion show (what was she wearing?).
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