“She’ll tie you up slap you around then have sex with you” Tom Ford on the YSL woman
“You’re a great guy lets fuck” Tom Ford on the Gucci woman (Glad we cleared that up)
“Sex is like food. You eat, you’re hungry the next day” Tom Ford (You are obsessed)
“ I’m a little sick of blatant sexual poses in advertising” Tom (you need a new job)
“ Tacky is such a dumb word but sometimes tacky sells really well” Tom (Bingo)
“The next big bag maybe a shoe’ Tom Ford you give great quotes!
“That open mouth shit was never rehearsed” Christina Aiguilera on the Madonna Britney kiss and this “Britney needs the publicity lets just say that” (say what you think Christina)
“Smile and the world will be safer for democracy” Travel & Leisure on airport security
“We live without a body guard, a driver, and black sunglasses” Dolce & Gabbana (impossible!)
“The only woman I’d have a sex change for” Julie Burchill on Kate Moss
“I opened the door for trashy singers with bad taste and big tits and don’t you forget it, babe. I have a patent on that.” Bette Midler on Christina Aiguilerra and Paris Hilton.
“Club sandwiches not seals’ T shirt on Paris Hilton.
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