The FiFi Report 430

  • “I am smiling - you just can’t tell because I have a beard!” George Clooney
  • “The new pope looks stunning in white, resplendent in red and gorgeous in gold. But, like, in a totally not gay way.” Tweet
  • “This is my midlife crisis, the bangs. I couldn’t get a sports car. They won’t let me bungee-jump. So instead, I cut my bangs.” First lady Michelle Obama
  • “My boyfriend has taught me a lot about privacy. … I’m realizing everyone doesn’t need to know everything.” Kim Kardashian sharing her ideas about privacy with the world..
  • “Elderly. She’s in an intergalactic old folks’ home.” Carrie Fisher, on where Princess Leia would be today.
  • “We’ve been through three child births, we’ve been in the trenches, there are no secrets. But I really wish she didn’t see that. That’s too much.” Matt Damon, on having wife Luciana present while being spray tanned in boxer briefs for the upcoming Liberace flick Behind.
  • There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.” Taylor Swift when asked about Amy Poehler and Tina Fey’s Golden Globes jab to Vanity Fair .
  • “Aw, I feel bad if she was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff.” Amy Poehler, in response to Taylor Swift’s comment