The best quotes from The Golden Globes!
“The Cloonmeister General!” Ricky Gervais introducing George Clooney.
“Watching you handle a gun makes me know I never want to piss you off.” Morgan Freeman on Helen Mirren
“Hello, I’m Seth Rogen, and I am currently trying to conceal a massive erection.” Seth Rogen.
“We’ve got a lot of competition. …. Madonna hasn’t got a f—— chance” Elton John.
“If I’m still just like a virgin, Ricky, why don’t you come here and do something about it? I haven’t kissed a girl in a few years.” Madonna’s acceptance speech for best song.
“I’m just trembling here; oh my gosh, I’m going to fall off my high-heel shoes.” The Help’s Octavia Spencer.
“We’re already five minutes over. You don’t need to thank everyone you’ve ever met. Just thank the main two - your agent and God. That’s what I do, because I know my agent and God have the same amount of input in my career.” Ricky Gervais
“I just want to thank my agent and God - Harvey Weinstein,” Meryl Streep.
“And I musn’t mention Mel Gibson this year. Not his private life, his politics, his recent films or especially not Jodie Foster’s beaver. I haven’t seen it myself. I’ve spoken to a lot of guys — they haven’t seen it either but that doesn’t mean it’s not good.” Ricky Gervais.
“I’m sorry, I’m French.” Ludovic Bource after winning Best Original Score for The Artist
“I’m not French, I have no excuse.” Madonna for winning best (bad) song.
“I’m French, too.” Jean Dujardin who won best actor for The Artist.




