The FiFi Report 375

‘I might have a girlfriend, but I’m never going to talk about it. I get one thing to keep to myself.’ George Clooney refuses to discuss our relationship to Rolling Stone

“It’s not like I was shooting a porno. Although there’s nothing wrong with that either.” Scarlett Johansson on her nude photos being leaked, Vanity Fair

“Honestly, without hesitation, it is the greatest honor, I mean, way above and beyond the lifetime achievement award, beyond anything. It’s like, to be immortalized on South Park, I can die a happy man.”Marc Jacobs

“Oh please, stop. I’m not a marriage counselor.” Vera Wang when teased about her brand’s involvement in Kim Kardashian’s doomed wedding.

“I don’t know how to do my own makeup.” Gwyneth Paltrow on GOOP

“It just happens that one of us is a nerd and the other is the coolest multi-entrepreneur on the planet.” Coldplay’s Chris Martin, on his unlikely friendship with Jay-Z

“I’m just going to stick to whip creams coming out my tits.” Katy Perry when asked about politics

“It’s a shame she doesn’t wear more designers. I don’t really like the high street getting so much of the credit. I understand that there would be an array because you need to relate to so many people in the market, but she is a princess. If I were a princess, I’d be like, ‘Oh yeah, bring it on.’ Christopher Kane on the Duchess of Cambridge.