The FiFi Report 374

“Of course, the only people who like it are gay men and my girlfriends. Straight men across the board are not into this hair!; I cut it for the one straight man who has ever liked short hair and I wear it in memorial of somebody who really loved it.’ Michelle Williams to Elle UK

“I remember him saying to me, ‘I watched Friends last night, did you see the shirt that Joey was wearing? But then, he would get a van Eyck book out.” Sarah Burton talking about the late great Alexander McQueen.

“Well, Tom [Brady, her husband ], he doesn’t drink at all, so what am I going to do, have a glass of wine by myself?” (What, that’s weird about that? )…Gisele Bundchen explains why is not fat.

“I think Occupy Wall Street was terrific the first week, and it has now turned into a very happy druggy party. I suggest they all get jobs and go back to work…What was an amazing and wonderful thing, I now find just ridiculous. Everyone’s on drugs and everybody’s singing, and they now have a DVD out, and now they want to do a reality show.”  Joan Rivers.

“It’s inconceivable to me that someone creative can have a new idea every two months. Because if I have one new idea in a year, I thank heaven. I pray, I do everything, but God doesn’t always give me ideas. That’s why I’m always late with the collection.” designer Azzedine Alaïa

“People see you, but you also want people to smell you. It’s two reactions: you get the visual and then you get the sensory.”Brad Goreski, the new face of Tommy Hilfiger’s Eau de Prep. Stinky!

“UFO hovering above our house last night!!!!!,”Tweet from VICTORIA BECKHAM…. Maybe it was Joan Rivers.