Love, love, love the hilarious ( anonymous) tweets from @CondeElevator :
It’s a mystery who writes it but the tweets are conversations, gossip and hilarious fashion comments overheard in the elevator at Conde Nast in the New York ( which houses Vogue and other fabulous magazines !)
Girl:” Omigod I love your dress so much I wish there was a ‘like’ button I could press.”
Teen Vogue-er to Teen Vogue-er: “I don’t understand why she was so pissed. I’d want to know if something made me look fat.”
Summer Intern: “My driver had SUCH a bad attitude. I was like, “don’t complain to me, I didn’t eat lunch either! You think I eat clothes?”
[Girl holding brownie abashedly in elevator] Male coworker: “I’m not judging you.”
Girl 1: “Is this skirt totally see through?” Girl 2: “No! No! Looks great.” Guy, after they exit: “That skirt was totally see through.”
Woman #1 to Woman #2, holding an omelet: “What’s the occasion?” Woman #2: “…huh?” Woman #1: “I would need an occasion to eat that.”
Lady: “The worst part is I can’t wear the Cartier one because the wrist strap gives me a rash.”
[silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] Summer Intern: “Was that…?” Intern #2: “Yeah” Anna Wintour
“when I interned there, I heard lady on the phone: I’m sorry you’re in the hospital, but I really need those photos.”
Girl #1: Hello lovely, good morning! Girl #2: Good morning. Girl #1: I love that dress. Girl #2: Thanks! I want your shoes.
“Lady #1: Well aren’t you in a hurry? [air kisses] Lady #2: [air kisses] My heli to East Hampton’s leaving in 10!”
Girl #1: “I love that necklace, I saw it at Banana last week and almost bought it too. Girl #2: [flips hair] “This is Gucci.”
Girl #1: … “so I’m getting a Keratin treatment”. Girl #2: oooh Girl #1:” I’m not worried. I shouldn’t be, right?”
Fashion Girl : “Do these shoes make me look like I have cankles?” Fashion Guy: “No, they just have really fat straps.”
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According to The Cut, this tweeter has retired…sad because I’d just heard of him (they’d narrowed it down to a male GQ staffer) yesterday!
I know! I read that too.. What a pity!
that is so funny.. ohh “the fly on the wall” actually existed!