The FiFi Report 357

“That’s pretty much it, the heroin, the sugar, and the wine-nothing too crazy.” Emma Stone confesses she was nervous for her V.F. bikini cover shot and jokes about her only vices.

“I’m still learning. You know, the American sensibility is different. In Europe, sex sells. In America, it’s hair.” US Harper’s Bazaar editor Glenda Bailey who is British.

” I’m probably bad at reading … Sometimes I’m like, “What is this word?” And I start stuttering, and Leni [Klum's oldest daughter] is like, “Mommy, you don’t know what that means?” And I’m like, “No, do you know what this means?” And she says, “No, but you should know. You’re the mommy.” Heidi Klum.

“He calls it fallopian length. He teases me.” Michael Kors says Heidi Klum’s skirts are too short. Can you spell Fallopian?

“It’s really hard to find a bathing suit if you have breasts; you either get smooshed down or there’s no support. ” Christina Hendricks needs fallopian support.

“Look, I think we’re all neurotic. I mean, you know, to be totally honest, I just came back from vacation, where I was at a breakfast buffet, and I’d eat pastry after pastry after pastry. So as a consequence, today when I have this photo shoot, I’m like a few pounds over what I’d like to be, and I’m just like, ‘Oh, crap.’” Julieanne Moore. Sex sells and so do pastries.

“I tend not to go to public places, I go to people’s houses, I am not a cocktail party person and I have no need, no want, as I have already done a lot of this in my life.” Karl Lagerfeld on his favorite places to go in Paris. Oh crap.