Sarah Ferguson: The Real Story! ( US Harper’s Bazaar: Please explain!)
“I understand that they didn’t invite me ( to the royal wedding) . I’m divorced from Prince Andrew. I think it’s a new chapter and a fresh page.” Or is it that you are a commoner in the true sense of the word.?
“I got rather shy and modest and feeling a bit round like a teapot,” On doing a fashion shoot.
“the only thing I know I’ve done 100 percent right is be a good mother. I’m proud to say I’m the best mom I know. People say to me, ‘What is your brand identity?’ And I say, ‘I’m a global mother.’” Global teapot ning nong.
“People misconstrue who you are. They think you’re this, but in fact you’re that. Yes, okay, you’ve made many mistakes, but it still doesn’t mean that you’re a bad person. You’ve just taken a few wrong turn” More like taken a deadend
“Dr. Phil told me, ‘You’re an addict, Sarah,’” she says. “I looked at him, thinking, Rats, what kind of addiction do I have? And he said to approval and acceptance, and I went, Yay! It’s fantastic, because you’ve now labeled my problem and I can deal with it.” I accept ! I accept!
“So the fairy tale does go on;It’s just that my fairy tale has a slightly different ending.” Rats.
Read more about this dingbat -dressed up like Barbara Cartland - in Harpersbazaar.com




